Advantages Of Being A Female
Here is a list of twenty reasons why girls are so happy that they are girls.
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
6. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).
10. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
13. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
14. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
15. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
16. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
17. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
18. Taxis stop for us.
19. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
20. We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
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