Advantages Of Being A Man
Here is a list of reasons why it is great to be a man.
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. We very rarely queue to use the toilet.
5. We can open all your own jars.
6. All our orgasms are real.
7. A beer gut doesn’t make us invisible to the opposite sex.
8. We don’t need to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere we go.
9. We can go to the bathroom without a support group.
10. Our last name never changes.
11. The garage is all ours.
12. We can be showered and ready to go in ten minutes.
13. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
14. The National College Cheerleading Championship.
15. We don’t have to shave below our neck.
16. We don’t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
17. If we are 34 and single, nobody even notices.
18. Flowers fix everything.
19. We get to think about sex 90% of our waking hours.
20. We can wear a white shirt to a water park.
21. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
22. Foreplay is optional.
23. We can whip our shirt off on a hot day.
24. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
25. We don’t care if nobody notices our new haircut.
26. We can sit with our knees apart no matter what we are wearing.
27. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
28. People never glance at our chest when talking to them.
29. We can drop by to see a friend without having to take a little gift.
30. We don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
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