Church confession joke

by chris on July 23, 2010

A guy goes into a church confessional booth and says:
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I slept with 3 different.”

The priest then says
“Go home, squeeze 5 lemons in a glass and drink it as fast as you can.”

“and i will be forgiven?” asks the man

“No” the priest says. “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”