Church confession joke
A guy goes into a church confessional booth and says:
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I slept with 3 different.”
The priest then says
“Go home, squeeze 5 lemons in a glass and drink it as fast as you can.”
“and i will be forgiven?” asks the man
“No” the priest says. “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”
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