Jokes
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and puts his dog down on
the examination table.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. [more…]
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. [more…]
A guy goes into a church confessional booth and says:
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I slept with 3 different." [more…]
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. [more…]
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! [more…]
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" [more…]
